A: *tediously* I’m telling you, there’s nothing like a bad hair day. Its just a fancy term.
Me: *sadly* No! Look at this frizzy nest I have over my head. 😯
A: *accusingly* You women make your own life complicated! 😐
Me: *staring hard* You’re just jealous because you’re balding.😒
Message sent across, and duly received.